Ravenstonedale - Probably the best parish in the world
Protest

When feelings are strong
About folly or wrong,
It helps to relieve them in verse or in song.

It’s very much better
Than writing a letter -
The papers print hundreds, all mostly too long.

If you write it in verse
it has got to be terse -
You'1l run out of rhymes if you go on and on.

Restraining your ardour
Is often much harder
But people may read it right through to the end -

So learn to be brief
It is such a relief
For long-winded blether sends folk round the bend!

DB